My Law - in detail!
My rules are simple enough for even you to follow. I expect you to read and remember them.
Prior to Service to Me
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you must be 100% honest and open with Me for your service to Me to be mutually enjoyable.
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Poor hygiene of any description is unacceptable.
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Please confirm attendance by 10am of the day of your real time service.
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you will pay your Tribute in cash placed an envelope or enclosed in a card to a member of My household at the start of your service to Me.
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If you make an arrangement with Me and are unable to fulfill it, I expect you notify Me within a reasonable amount of time that you are unable to meet your service commitment. Anyone who either fails to attend or does not give Me sufficient notice will not be permitted to session with Me again.
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No-one is permitted ANY type of service, real time or distance, without full and detailed completion of My questionnaires.
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A 20% deposit is required to secure a booking. This fee is non-returnable, even if you do get "cold feet". Providing you have given Me good notice and have a valid reason you will be permitted to reappoint. The number of times I will permit you to reappoint is down to My whim and how pleasing you have been to Me previously. My time is valuable and very much in demand - I do not tolerate fools any more than I do poor manners.
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If your personal passion is not listed or mentioned on My site, do bring it to My attention as I enjoy discovering new things. However, please be aware that I will NEVER entertain anything which significantly places health at risk (hard sports etc), anything involving animals, and obviously anything involving the innocent (children etc).